Vacation Roster:
My family is awesome. There is no doubt about it. If anyone knows my family, stop and think about them. Think about a time you have talked to them. Are you smiling, shaking your head, or even laughing? This is the normal reaction, because we are all special.
Sharon: Grandma
Jim: Grandpa
Cathi: Mom
Paul: Dad
Rachael: Sister
Scottie: Brother-in-Law
Kyle: Husband
Amanda: Me
Part I: Quotes from the trip
Everyone shut their brain off on this trip. So. Rach and I decided to capture these quotes. More might come once Rach reads this and reminds me of more. (hint, hint)
" That Hulk Hogan, I would lick his windows." - Rachael after realizing she could live next to the Hulk. He lived very close to my grandparents.
"These seagulls don't know it but they are taunting me." - Scottie is a hunter and I have decided Scott only hunts out of hatred for all birds.
Do you know you are making yourself look like a fool right now? - 10 yr. old girl in Target talking to another 10 yr. old who was looking at products from Great Britain.
"Ooo, just walked out of the bitch hole."- Me. I am not sure what the bitch hole was but it was probably good we walked out of it.
"You are lucky there are people around, or you would have gotten it."- A mom to a little boy that just caused a domino effect of the line barriers helping people line up for the Hall of Presidents. It was so sad because before even looking at his mom he picked them all up and was stared down by the old cast member lady dressed up like she was from 1776. She didn't help this boy, neither did I. I did the " hahaha, awwwww" I laughed but felt bad. Poor kid.
"When Rach has kids, let's call them ginger nuggets! Why? Because they will be adorable and redheaded." - Me. It only makes sense that Rachael and Scott's kids are going to be cute and I pray every night for them to have gingers. It would make me truly happy.**
"Rach, look! There goes your future Ginger Nuggets." - Me. This is about these to ginger children walking through EPCOT. The first ginger kid was a 7 yr. old boy that was very skinny, pale and wearing 2 different shades of blues. He was very awkward and walked like he had a huge stick up his butt. The second ginger boy was a pudge muffin, walking like his legs couldn't bend or touch. I believe at the time his belly was hanging out of the bottom of his shirt and he was picking his nose. Rach was very upset and kept saying there are such things as pretty and normal gingers.**
"I am going to hide in a trash can." - Paul. He randomly made this comment at dinner. He later explained that he wanted to see how long it would take Disney to find him.
"Kyle stop budging in front of the ginger and other children. That is not very nice."- Kyle trying to budge in front of small children for a water slide.**
"The planes are sleeping." - Paul. We were on our way to the airport at 4:30 in the morning.
" Ooo look that man is wearing a hat." It was the end of the trip. That's all that can be said about this one.
Part II will come later. It will be about the children and Rascals. Preview: Rachael gets slapped by a child.
*Please don't take this seriously, I can see someone getting upset about Scott just hunting because he hates things. Don't be that person. It would be silly of you.
** I want to state that I have nothing against gingers. They are a fine people. They can be very pretty too. I know a bunch of pretty gingers, but let's be honest. It is a lot of fun to make fun of this rare breed of human. Gingers. Watch the South Park episode. You will laugh, even if you, yourself are a ginger. If you are offended, I once again say there are pretty gingers.
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