Day 1: Someone stole my food at work.
Every morning I eat breakfast at work, I keep all of my food in my desk except for things that need to be refrigerated, such as CREAM CHEESE! I love my breakfast time of cream cheese and plain mini bagels with chocolate chips sprinkled on top. It is by far a highlight of my day.
Anyways, because I leave my cream cheese in the shared refrigerator, I label it with a large sharpie in large letters on the lid that say:"AMANDA'S, AMANDA'S" I do it twice just in case you like to skip to the end of a sentence. After labeling it, I stick in the the door's middle shelf. You can barely see it. This I think tells people: don't eat this, and if you do really want to eat it, go find the girl named Amanda (everyone in every parts of my office knows my name.) and ask her if you can have some. If you are polite enough to ask, of course I would share my cream cheese, and then later our friendship can grow because of connection and love of cream cheese.
Monday morning: I go to make my bagel, and I noticed I was low on cream cheese. I told a girl at my desk that I think someone might have taken some. I was annoyed and people in my area talked about how can I save my cream cheese from being kidnapped? Answer: I couldn't. These kidnappers are relentless.
Tuesday morning: I felt a little bad thinking someone stole my cream cheese, like I might have overreacted and maybe I had eaten a lot on Thursday and Friday and just had forgotten. Then I went to make my bagel... Guess what? Someone had scraped the bottom of the container. I barely had enough left for my 1 mini bagel, which is (guess what)really small! Not only did they steal my cream cheese but they took so much that I didn't have enough for my food! Who does that?! Honestly, if you have done this I want to know why! Just ask me! It has my name on it, I claimed this cream cheese as mine and you took as your own. Not cool.
If the person who took my cream cheese is reading this, here is my warning to you:
Next time I bring cream cheese, I will have my real container and a dummy container. The dummy container will be filled with Elmer's glue and Play-Doh (both non toxic, but very gross to eat.) and it will have ink on the outside so when you touch it your hands will turn red. ( I will catch you red handed!) I have thought about this for a very long time. Choose wisely next you want to eat my cream cheese.
Happy thought of the day: Erin and I are reupholstering her couch and we have both arms on the couch! Next Sunday, we are going to finish it! HOORAY!
