First, I would like to share some text messages between myself and my friend, Morgan. To setup this short string of texts up, we had been out celebrating our friends' graduation. We had maybe had some beverages. Morgan and I got seperated and this is her trying to get me to meet her at a different place.
12:49am
Morgan:Comr to welch ave. Big table. no cover.
12:53am
Me: Sandwich
12:55am
Morgan:hahahahaha. Come to wench ave after
12:55am
Me: Kk i udnbp9
I don't think I needed to explain where I was. Apparently by saying, "sandwich" she knew I was safe and with people that were nice enough to buy me a sandwich. "no worries, she has a sandwich. she is fine." I would like to say we had a great time. The next day, after we woke up and got moving for the day, we even went to Ihop. GREAT meal. I ate way more than my body should have allowed. After we went back to my apartment we watched haunted history, the worst show on television, and took a nap. Great times. Thank you Morgan.
Now today, there is 2 things you all need to know: I won a radio contest and I accidentally sent the wrong person an email.
1. I won a radio contest. Today I got a phone call at work. It was a Des Moines number around 10am. I got nervous thinking Kyle has blown up the apartment. BUT I remember I had entered a contest and to win I just had to answer the phone by saying MERRY CHRISTMAS or HAPPY HOLIDAYS. So, I answered by saying Happy Holidays. I did it nervously though, because if it was my eye doctor or someone else I would sound like a jackass. Then a lady said congratualtions Amanda you just won! I WON!! I even said "for realises?" to the lady on the phone. I was very excited. If I was on the radio I sounded stupid because I am losing my voice and I said "for realises, wow! and awesome".
You know what I won? A climb package at Climb Iowa. Rock climbing?! That's a great prize, for someone who:
1. doesn't get hurt all the time
2. isn't related to my mom, Cathi or my grandma, Sharon
3. doesn't scream when they are learning new sporting/ physical activties
I will keep you updated on the rock climb. I am sure it will be epic!
2. Tomorrow is my wonderful husband's birthday, so I decided I would send him a hilarious e-card. What do I do? I find one that explains about using the toilet and you will have a productive day only if you are having a good pooping day.
This is where it gets bad. His email is his last name then his first initial. I sent it to his first initial then his last name... in other words, someone I don't know at all got an email from me explaining how using the toilet is good and being regular is awesome. If you know me at all, this is a very risky card for me to send. I don't like talking about bathrooms or what you do in them. It grosses me out. Honestly it's disgusting.
If, by chance, you are the person I emailed this card to, I am sorry if you are offended. If you are not and you want to be my friend, email me back. You never know in 10 years we could look back and laugh.
Here is the card:
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